thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing

(via summertans-and-beachblondehair)

rabioheab:

a few years ago i went to see the jonas brothers with my friend and there was this drunk dad who we didn’t know beside us and nick jonas was playing a really quiet piano song about diabetes and the dad kept shouting “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HEALTH CARE IN THE UNITED STATES”

(via cough182)

rehire:

do u ever just look at someone and know they are a slow typer

(via fake-mermaid)

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

(via fake-mermaid)